We have very good news! You have just won a CAR!!!* The CAR* will be made available to you completely FREE of charge for the next two weeks, after which the General Terms and Conditions will come into effect. You are free to use the CAR* either on routes we recognise, or on routes that do not conflict with the provisions of current or later versions of the General Terms and Conditions. We REALLY want you to enjoy the freedom of DRIVING WITH US! ™ Unfortunately, many people abuse the freedom of DRIVING WITH US!™, so we are forced to reserve the right to terminate the CAR GIFT CONTRACT of those who would abuse it. This is for your benefit.** By signing the CAR GIFT CONTRACT, you agree not to pursue any legal action or other claims against the issuers of the CAR GIFT CONTRACT. We reserve the right to alter the CAR GIFT CONTRACT and the General Terms and Conditions at our will.
With the CAR GIFT CONTRACT entering into force, your previously purchased passenger vehicle will expire, and its ownership*** will revert to our company.
* As stipulated in
our draft contract, the definition of “CAR” is “two rear-view mirrors and a
** The relevant
criteria are contained in the current and later versions of the General Terms
and Conditions, as defined and interpreted by our current and future employees.
*** According to
the provisions of the General Terms and Conditions, “ownership” rights belong
to the party issuing the CAR GIFT CONTRACT.
|C'mon, buddy. Just sign the contract.