Wednesday, 10 June 2026

[BLOG] News on the March! Episode XV.

This post continues the series of brief play reports I have been posting on Discord. This does not cover every single session (sometimes, recon and setup is what happens), but it covers our ongoing games.

They Also Visited the Iudex

18/02/2026 THISIUM

News from the doomed city of Thisium! A small group of adventurers hatched a plan to kidnap the city’s most powerful nobleman, Mornalt Tamburello, and deliver him to his sister, Lucia, the bringer of the Doom Beneath the City. At this time, Mornalt was throwing a grand garden party and masquerade, just the night after his last rival, Gordisio Pamfile was mysteriously assassinated. The company spent the day in preparation. The stealthy characters secured an escape route from the palace gardens from an abandoned apartment, while Giacomo went and bought costumes. More than that, he ordered an extra set from an expensive tailor, to closely resemble the crow costume Mornalt had bought. At night, with Giacomo leading the company as a balrog, followed by a cuckoo, a dryad, a skunk, and a rabbit (Septimus only wearing his chameleon armour), they entered the lamplit gardens of Villa Tamburello. The city’s nobility and hedonists were engaged in decadent partying centred on a stage offering risque and blasphemous comedy, while others snuck off on twisting paths for amorous trysts and intrigue. Aufidia started looking if any masked assassins were to be found, and spotted a masked person dressed in form-fitting black, stalking into the garden. Septimus followed in his camouflage, and saw that the person was a woman, looking down a round pit leading to the thermal pool below, and smiling. Following in her tracks, she was seen to converse with a man wearing a vulture costume. Septimus and Eriberto Barrella followed the vulture-man into the palace banquet. They found him in the kitchen ordering a large quantity of the finest wines for the underground revellers for his personal care. As he was leaving, they ambushed him in the torchlit corridor and dragged him into a side-room. The man proved to be Puccio Malatesta, a minor noble and gadfly they had met before, and he was found to be in the possession of a pouch of powdered poison.

In interrogation, Puccio spilled the beans rather than be exposed publicly. He acted on behalf of the dark-clad lady, Iacynthe Tamburello, Mornalt’s wife, with whom he was madly in love with, but did not know her reasons for wanting the partygoers poisoned. The hapless fellow was left tied up in a cupboard, while Eriberto took on his buzzard costume. Heading out to the garden, Giacomo found his love, the maiden Hestia Tamburello, who, being disgusted with the assembled guests, had only agreed to come down to the fête to dance with him. In doing so, she could pinpoint her father, Mornalt, a dark bird of prey standing aside in the company of four loosely dressed ladies wearing mice costumes. He approached, and invited him for a garden walk to reveal a deadly danger – where the head of the house was slept and black-bagged. A random, charmed partygoer was given the copy of his costume to serve as the impromptu master of Villa Tamburello for the night, which the fellow gladly accepted. Carrying the sleeping malefactor to the Pickled Carp, they donned adventuring gear and descended deep into the Underworld with their unconscious baggage. At last, deep beneath the city, they entered the mighty volcanic cavern spanned by a dark basalt bridge above roaring fires. Lucia Tamburello was there, and Mornalt, who had instigated her murder with poisoned words among the city’s mobs, was given over to her. Mornalt tried fleeing, and as Lucia advanced on him, fell over the bridge into the fiery depths. With this, Lucia agreed to forgive the city, her revenge satisfied, and departed this world. Thus passed the Doom from Beneath the City, the second of the four.

The company chose to return to the surface, but their adventure was not yet over. They took a wrong turn in the passages, and were well and truly lost. They encountered a group of adventuring barbarians, who were impressed by Giacomo’s fire sword, a group of sackcloth-robed undead, who were turned, and four minotards, who were blasted by Aufidia’s fireball. Their way finally led to a great columned hall decorated with inky drapes, and furnished with bare wooden benches. A group of skeletal lictors in the garments of the old Empire and the helmets of Legion III demanded their purpose in petitioning the Iudex, the Judge of the Underworld. They said they brought a case, and, in keeping with the court’s rules, had brought petitioners’ masks to ensure the court’s impartiality, as well as a donation to pay the court costs. The Iudex received them on his bench, a dark-cloaked, masked figure. The Judge confirmed that the Doom From Beneath the City – brought on by Mornalt’s act of fratricide, – and the Doom From the Forests – brought on by the city’s godlessness, and failure to perform their annual sacrifices to honour the gods, had been made right and lifted. Two more remained. As the Iudex explained the cases, the Doom From the Seas was caused by the breaking of divine commandments not to build on certain sacred islands, and would be punished by a flood of poisonous gasses from the volcano on the Isle of the Black Dogs. As for the Doom From the Mountains, its cause was Thisium’s treachery to break the bonds of love between the knight Sir Rapax and the forest fairy Niabex, whose split caused the downfall of their tiny mountain kingdom. For this reason were the invincible orc armies allowed to march on the city. Hearing the Judge’s words, the company returned to the surface, to plan their actions against the remaining dooms. At this time, the city had 18 days left.

A Pleasant Excursion

19/02/2026 KASSADIA

News from the fallen empire of Kassadia! Returning from a deadly but lucrative adventure, the Lion Pack delivered the healing herbs to Senator Porfirio Holden, who gratefully offered to instruct Martus the Opiate in the magical arts, and to owe them a favour in the future. Selling off their loot at the jewellers and trying to buy pearls for identify, they learned that all in town were bought up by Messer Barcello Cadorna for an expensive dress for his daughter, Gundelinda. First contemplating burglary, they remembered the name of Guetto the Leech, an underworld figure who was supposedly able to get „anything” in town. Inquiring at Renaldo’s delight, the proprietor’s eyes darkened, and he warned them Guetto was an assassin, a blackguard, and a dangerous man to deal with. At their dinner, they were also approached by Septimus Regulus, a cheerful old gnome, who sought travelling companions to take a trip to scenic Wailing Lake, located among Sormadium’s mountains, and known for its picturesque cypresses and antique grave obelisks. The next day, they decided to visit Penitents’ Plaza, where Guetto owned a restaurant/brothel. Jovial Faustulus went on horseback befitting a great lord, drawing impressed and fearful looks (rumours in town took him for a pirate captain travelling incognito). The plaza was a small round place, its sides lined with cages serving as Sormadium’s jail, a scenic view from the brothel’s upper balcony. It turned out Guetto was a prisoner himself for now, after insulting Messer Verenzio Altieri, the lord of Fiolaga. They discussed the matter of the pearls, and he agreed to try his best by evening. Returning after sundown, Guetto was now indoors, enjoying dinner in his establishment next to a company of his own jailers. He had the pearls, and in his upstairs office, bought the party’s supplies of refined purple poppies, also offering exclusive poisons for sale.

Declining this offer, they left satisfied, although not before Faustulus bumped into Charming Valentino Viselli, a haughty young rake who was just about to challenge him right there and then. For now, it did not come to blows, and they retired to Renaldo’s Delight. Fearing Valentino’s assassins, they set a watch, but what came instead was a cat-burglar descending from the rooftop on their balcony. Publius Varro, on watch, fired his crossbow and missed, upon which the thief retreated, the affair resolved reasonably amicably between two professionals.

The following day was heavy with late autumn rains, but Septimus Regulus was enthusiastic about the trip. They mounted horses, and – after scaring off a band of mercenaries trying to rob them on the bad side of town – headed for the mountains. In dark rainfall, they followed the old imperial road, then a mountain trail from the Monastery of Kurlakum of the Seven Misfortunes. Beyond a pass, at dusk, they found Wailing Lake with its sinister grave obelisks and gloomy cypresses. Entering the neglected graveyard, shadows rose from the burial mounds, which were mostly turned, and a few killed. Septimus Regulus loved the atmosphere, and went skinny-dipping. It was dark, and they feared more undead were about, so they urged the gnome to be done with it and leave while they could. In constant rain, they retreated a little to set up camp. Alas, the shadows followed them, and it was only Jovial Faustulus’ alertness which saved them from a nasty surprise. They quickly mounted their horses and rode off in the darkness... getting lost in the mountains. Below a rocky ledge, they heard the woosh of large wings, and 11 griffins descended on them to feast on their horses and themselves! Martus the Opiate threw his fireball, catching four and scattering the rest. In blind panic, they fled on horseback, cold and soaked by rain, among the dark peaks of Sormadium.

Cisterns of Death

22/02/2026 KASSADIA

News from the fallen Empire of Kassadia! I, Valerius Artorius, messenger of the God Apelles; and my companions, Cymbrix the Druid, Ilvar Goron the Grave-Robber, Bartavir the Fighter, Gaunt Gerald the Illusionist, and Petronius the Fighter, gathered at the call of Collino the Vulture, who had a lucrative tip for us. He wanted us to venture into the Cisterns of Death, and retrieve a set of building plans from the tomb of its architect, Gaius Licinius Profundus – in particular, a map of the podesta’s palace. I had adventured in the area before: on the outskirts of Cassidum, still within the old walls, but within the modern city, among the ruins of the old empire now used for pasture and orchards.

We set out with five hired men and an empty purse, until we found the broken aqueduct which led to the site we were seeking. What were once splendid baths were only outer walls now, with hovels and shacks built among them, and ruled by Old Bertoni, a local crime boss whose son I and my companions slew an adventure earlier. Thus, we persuaded a local urchin to lead us in safely; and he mentioned an old trapdoor in his mother’s cottage which dropped into the depths. Sneaking into the ruins, we descended by rope into a vast, lightless columned hall. Dark, brackish water was found 80’ below, shallow enough to wade in. Orienting ourselves, we saw a tall tower rising to the ceiling to our NW, stairs climbing around it to double gates. We checked this first, and behind, discovered an abandoned shrine to Cloacina, Goddess of Sewers. A tangle of skeletons in rotted togas were prodded and slain in battle. Here, alas, we lost my spearman, Vinicio, whom I accidentally shot in his back (he had 1 Hp, and I did the same in damage), and I myself almost died. The shrine had metal rungs behind the statue leading to another trapdoor, from beyond which we heard heavy footsteps. Instead, we made a sacrifice to Cloacina in Vinicio’s memory, and were rewarded with her favour.

We returned down into the cistern. On its southern side, frescoes depicted the bathhouse’s construction, and we found a secret door next to the depiction of Gaius Profundus. Stairs led up to a chamber with three walled arches and three secret buttons. Only one was hollow, however, and this proved the correct way into a splendid hall. We were in an under-temple of Gladuor, God of Aqueducts, with golden treasures heaped on his altar, a side-treasury with locked chests, and further ways out. Nearby, we found the body of a thief clutching a sack, and he came back as a spectre whom Petronius slew single-handedly, winning a sack’s worth of small jewellery. We now turned to plunder the treasury, whose chests were laden with coinage, gems, and more jewels. We took as much as we could carry, happy to return outside. However, as we would depart the temple, the statue of the god spoke, and we were crushed by the weights of invisible pillars, killing Gaunt Gerard, Baldo the Porter, Roderigo the Porter, and August the Legionary. We survivors dragged out the treasure chests, and took them to the shrine of Cloacina, making another sacrifice of the coins we could take no further. Alas, trying to climb out, we were greeted by Old Bertoni and his men, who demanded our treasures for letting us leave. Cymbrix hid in a mostly empty chest, while some of us snuck off for the shrine exit. The druid could make terrible havoc upstairs by conjuring thick fog, and using a heat metal spell on Bertoni, who ended up grilled in his banded mail as his men fled. Those left down fared less well, as we were attacked by ghasts, and poor Bartavir was dragged off as we fled. Three of us made our way out, finding ourselves in Bertoni’s gaudy hut, and taking his treasures for our own. Alas, the vagrants’ settlement burned due to Bertoni’s heated armour, and its inhabitants fled to the four winds as we returned to the city to sell off our loot, rest, and prepare for a return trip.

Now better outfitted, we headed back. The entrances had been sealed and guarded on the podesta’s orders, and Captain Barduccio Blackeagle saw through our ruse to present ourselves as official exorcists. However, he smiled as he did, and allowed us in for a cut to „the Podesta” (widely known as “Signor 10%”). We descended, and now headed east. Stairs lead up to a long balcony above the cistern, and more splendid rooms. In one with two fonts (one offering water making us get recognised as undead, and another detected as poison). Behind a secret door, we found the survivor of another expedition sponsored by Collino the Vulture, the thief Giordano. We headed east, into a large underground forum, and down some stairs into a room with a gold-covered fountain and a statue of a maiden with her cat. The latter proved a mimic, and was slain (revealing a treasure-pit); the fountain’s golden sheen yellow mould, which fortunately killed none of us. Westwards and even further down, we found a dressing room with curiously intact togas, and – after checking for cloakers – we donned them, remembering Giordano’s words about getting attacked by patricians’ spirits for dressing as a plebeian. We found the patricians fairly close, in a steam bath, and could converse with them as equals, learning some more of the dungeon. Following their leads, we pressed on; encountering the ghost of a poet, a dead member of Giordano’s expedition, and another who was alive, just about to be drained of blood by six deranged „vampiric” cultists. These we slew, and headed back to the exit, satisfied with our take. We paid off the captain (concealing some smaller gems and jewellery), and headed back from the field of ruins to the centre of Cassidum.

No Privaet Entrie

23/02/2026 THISIUM

News from the doomed city of Thisium! A reconnaissance party set out towards the northern mountains to spy on the orcs, and learn of the fate of the knight Sir Rapax and the faerie Niabex, separated by Thisian intrigue. But first – following a treasure map, they halted in Mouseshire, and took sledgehammers to a secret chamber in the crumbling old belltower, gaining 12,000 gp in old Imperial coinage. ¼ was given over to the Majordomo to use in the war effort, while the rest was to be transported to Thisium. The company rode north, reaching the mountain pass above the fortress of Castrum Rapax by dusk. They observed the orcish forces carefully, taking stock of the castle’s strength and weaknesses. They also noted a hidden trail descending from the pass, and seemingly going around the castle. This piqued their curiosity, and next dawn, Amedeo, Poucas Trancas, and Don Arduino Spezzaferro made a three-man detour. The route led above a deep ravine next to the castle walls. The two thieves descended by rope, spotting a mighty wooden gate under a rock overhang. An enormous and very ugly troll was slumbering next to it with a massive mace, and a large wooden sign read in bad lettering: „NO PRIVAET ENTRIE!” Noting this way in, they returned to the rest of the party. Travelling north along a desolate seacoast, and returning to the mountain-cradled valley where the castle stood, they rode up to a saddle on the valley’s western side. This was a garden long gone wild. Statues of courtiers stood in the tall grass in dated finery, with expressions of sadness and sorrow. There was nothing else here, and no person like Niabex was found. Now they travelled back south along the peninsula’s western coast, reaching the swamps by dusk. They were surrounded by a group of bedraggled men, who turned out to be escapees from the orcish mines producing iron for Castrum Rapax’s forges – some 150 slaves, many of them halflings, under the yoke of 80 orcs and Troglont, one of the orc lords.

The next day, they escorted the escapees back to Mouseshire. They stopped at a clearing south of a lone mountain peak, where, in the middle of nowhere, stood the statue of the Philanthropus, Thisium’s mysterious and much-hated benefactor. The statue kept its secrets, and they marched on, arriving in the evening, where 22 men of the 40 immediately signed up as recruits to fight the orcs. The next day, they explored the northern areas of the Forest of Verrilli. First they found a garden where the spirits of nymphs were taunting the statue of a particularly sinister-looking satyr. Its gaze was terrifying, but Amedeo stood his ground, which the figure seemed to like. He could tell of Niabex, whom he named a trollop (and more foul things) for leaving the faerie court and marrying a human – as the satyr added gleefully, things ended badly for her, and she died of a broken heart after Sir Rapax cheated on her. They rode on, finding a different garden with the statues of animals, a votive column with a mysterious inscription, and the bodies of people turned into flowering earth on marble benches. The road continued, leading to the ruins of a small barbaric village on the edge of the woods, destroyed in some old battle. The sole standing structure was a crumbling garanary, where wild wheat grew on piles of earth. Bregor stepped in to search for treasure, and did not watch out for two giant crab spiders, which injected him with deadly poison. In the fight, the campaign’s unluckiest Fighting-Man was hit twice by his own company’s slingers firing into meelee, suffering organ failure, and finally dying of spider venom. Some coins were recovered, however, from buried clay pots under the pile of rotted grain. Some more exploration in the forest found a sinister-looking dead area, but the hour was late, and they needed to ride back to Thisium, so this place they skipped, riding across the land to reach the gates at night. At this time, the city had 16 days left...

Against the Flying Gods

02/03/2026 THISIUM

News from the doomed city of Thisium! The Comely Lass sailed out from port to explore the Isle of the Black Dogs. However, before making landfall, the company took a look at the smaller island to its south, and decided to explore it more thoroughly. The place was covered in thick jungles not found in this clime. They followed a river to one of the cliffs rising from the wilderness when they found themselves greeted by 6 lizardmen – unexpectedly friendly, and asking the assistance of mighty heroes! In broken speech, the lizards explained they were being regularly preyed on by two „flying demi-gods”, which the company soon guessed to be the two black dragons they have known to lair in this part of the isles. They followed the warriors to their primitive village, located among crumbling ruins. Consulting with the chief, they agreed to help out, and decided on setting a trap. With the lizards’ aid, they headed for the island’s central group of cliffs, where rose „the Hand”, a plateau ringed by stone outcroppings. They ordered their allies to build a great beacon, and smoke much of their rotting meat supplies to draw in the beasts. The women and young fashioned large nets from lianas, and they also prepared a big pot of glue wrapped up in the juiciest strips of meat. The lizards were ordered to dance around the fire, while they hid themselves in an ambush among the stones. After nightfall, the dragons came, swooping down on the campsite, and blasting the lizardmen with their breath. Many were killed, and the battle was on! Arrows and javelins just bounced off of the beasts’ hardened scales, and both nets missed. The lizardman warriors were decimated and ran for shelter, along with the chief. The battle was the company’s to win or lose! Lemmy the heavy footman charged, and died heroically in a dragon’s jaws. The other dragon was (very luckily) entrapped in a web, and brought down.

The other met the charging attackers with a stream of acid, and Quayin Torchbearer, the southern prince seeking his inheritance, as well as Opiter Torchbearer (both named for light-casting magic swords), died, while Racha Ducka barely survived with 2 Hp. It was finally Maglor the Elf who saved the day, snatching the cowardly chieftain’s magic spear with a spectral hand [my SVoZ version], and attacked the dragon, killing it with a critical hit. The battle was won! The lizardmen saw what was well and truly a miracle, and from now on, the characters were considered demi-gods, or at least divine messengers. A great feast commenced on the clifftop, and one brave lizardman, Hisss, endeavoured to join the group. In the morning, before parting, the lizards brought their treasures to gift their liberators; gold, a few gems, potions, and the magic spear. Now it was time to plunder the dragon lair! They sailed for the neighbouring island, a place of mangrove swamps and water channels leading to a dark lake in the centre. A cave mouth opened to a network of foetid passages with deep pools of brackish water. Strange, eerie string music came from the depths. This would have been a nasty place for a dragon fight, but they were already dead. Thus, the entrance trap and the giant frogs lurking in the passages were no match for the adventurers. In the depths of the lair, they found the source of the music: an old, chained man playing a golden harp on a massive pile of treasure. He introduced himself as Nicanor Philocrates, who was imprisoned here by the evil wizard Prospero, known to dwell deep beneath Thisium. Liberating Nikanor (who joined the company), they could now load the dragon hoard on their ship – 30,000 gp, a wealth of 46 gems, and a cache of magic items, including a staff of healing! Thus they sailed back to Thisium. At this time, the city had 17 days left...

The Kidnapping

12/03/2026 KASSADIA

News from the fallen empire of Kassadia! Separated from his companions in the mountains of Sormadium, and fleeing from Death Griffon Doom, Martus the Opiate finally found a campfire in the wilderness – it was not his previous party, but Aristeo Guarini, Arden Oakbark, and their follower Albred the Grey, just as lost in the wilds as they were. They spent the night in the storm, and on the next rainy late Autumn day, followed a valley westwards. Travelling through untamed wilderness, they finally found an overgrown stone path leading to the town of Sambuci, and Villa Bonnacorsi. They received hospitality from the landlord, Quirino Bonnacorsi, as well as his son Alvaro and daughter Mercede, telling of their adventure in Ucria, where they destroyed the drug plantation and found the body of the slain Paolo Viglione. True to his word, Quirino gave them his heirloom magical seal, and they spent a nice evening dining and drinking wine. Then, disaster struck. There was a crash of splintering glass from Mercede’s room, and arrived just in time to see her abducted by four gargoyles – no doubt the minions of her obstinate suitor, the sculptor and impoverished nobleman Edoardo Memmoli!

Edoardo lived on the isle of Fiolaga to the south of Sormadium, and the next morning, they sailed out on the Lydia, the family’s pleasure ship. Alvaro brought his arms, and four guards: Ugo, Clodoveo, Asterio and Adalfredo. They reached the shores of Fiolaga by mid-afternoon with fortunate winds. Deciding not to land next to Villa Memmoli, they instead found a little bay close by... and a recently landed ship! A mountain trail led up to a rock formation resembling a hand with broken-off fingers, and a scene of horror. 20 axe-wielding cultists in rag-masks, 4 bodyguards, and a cowled figure had just finished sacrificing four goats, a youth, a maiden, and a chest of treasure to Titus Malformatus, the evil god whose cultists the Lion Pack had already fought previously! The cult leader called on the god for help, but as the cultists rushed forward to slay the interlopers, Martus threw his fireball, scoring a lucky 28 Hp on 5d6, killing the leader, his bodyguards, and half the cultists. The rest were killed without mercy, and Alvaro Bonnacorsi proved his skill with the blade. 

Looting the bodies, they continued to Villa Memmoli, reaching the estate’s crumbling walls by a moonless night. They entered through a gap, near a glass-topped greenhouse. Westwards, they saw a very large statue and an obelisk crowned by a recently lit flame, but decided to move towards the dark villa. The overgrown grounds held statues: the first, a guardsman, issued a cryptic warning, while a stone dog rushed them before turning into an armoured knight who slew Clodoveo with a single strike, before being himself dispatched by the vengeful Alvaro. They crept closer. They found a small back entrance, and after confirming the building was dark and silent, entered. Avoiding an open central courtyard, they entered the main hall, dusty and cobwebbed, with ragged tapestries and strange statues... the statues animated! A troll, a faceless man, and a demon marched on them, striking Aristeo before they could flee, but did not pursue outside. Choosing the villa’s eastern side, they now approached a terrace overgrown with vines which, contrary to their expectation, did not attack. The body of an adventurer rested before a door, badly burned. As it was inspected, there was the sound of wings, and 4 gargoyles descended from the rooftops, avoiding Martus the Opiate’s web spell. The horrid creatures fell on the party and slew Albred the Grey, while taking little damage from the party, which lacked magic weapons in its current composition save for Arden’s slave in stone spell. They fled the house, sustaining wounds from the pursuing gargoyles, and seeing more of them circling above the sagging roof. They contemplated their plans, lost in the moonless night.

The Spiralling Temple

15/03/2026 FOMALHAUT

News from Fomalhaut! Lost in the massive city of Diomira, the company chose to hit up Eldoxos, an old acquaintance, and one of the merchants/smugglers operating out of the Plaza of the Gloomy Wells, dealing in goods and foodstuff from the outside world. The plaza was also one of the places in Diomira where the faceless statue had its head missing, and only the rim remained of the dark metal mirror on the facade next to it. Eldoxos was not in his store, and as they were informed by his protégé, Polemon, who was specialised in outside liquors and narcotics, he has moved up in society thanks to their previous visit. They hit him up in the House of Broken Locks, a warehouse complex to the SE, guarding the entrance to the monorail station, and thereby controlling Diomira’s illicit trade. Eldoxos was happy to see them – he had greatly expanded business after his predecessor, Boss Twand, met an „unfortunate accident” at the characters’ hand – but grew a bit concerned when he was told of the Uttermost Masters, and their plans which would disrupt his lucrative smuggling operation. The men had been seen twice in the city: once emerging from a nearby cistern shaft, and once lurking near the Spiralling Temple, a sealed building north of Diomira’s central plazas. He also told them of the great stone face they had seen in a back alley – he had once followed one of the „False Men”, the brainwashed servants of the powers ruling Diomira, and heard him receiving spoken instructions from the visage.

They enjoyed an evening of fine food and drink, and early next morning, set out for the Spiralling Temple. Off the main plaza, at the foot of the octagonal spire of the Radiant Pyramid, they were approached by an elegant young woman, Alkithoë. She came at the behest of Eldoxos, her lover, to bring news that he had seen something interesting at a nearby location. While the others were conversing with her, Bocephus furtively cast true seeing to check her out. There was something very wrong with Alkithoë, a gaping piece of emptiness in her personality, and a strange tic around the eyes; and Bocephus saw that she was deadly with the concealed dagger and mini-crossbow she was carrying. They told her they would follow her suggestions, then quickly went the exact opposite way towards the temple.

The great front doors, bearing a massive disk embossed with a spiral, were sealed, and dark mirrors were mounted on the front facade. But the side had open windows, and as the area was deserted this early, they quickly climbed inside with ropes. The abandoned interior was a massive columned space with suspended glass prisms, openings to side-chambers, and a great stone face. As they advanced, the face spoke one word: „KILL!” The prisms started to rotate, hypnotising Lilith, Ion, and Itestra. With clanging steps, six mechanical men bearing battleaxes came from the side-chambers. A fight ensued, in which the city’s crossbow-wielding assassins also made an appearance through the windows on the other side, but a judicious application of spells and violence defeated them. The place was empty, but narrow spiral stairs led down. They descended into a chamber of strange, defunct machines (Pausanias identifying them as devices for complex calculations and decision-making), and found a cabinet with a spare energy cartridge and a handful of healing dermal patches. From the south came sounds, belonging to 17 of the shaggy, brutish Underdwellers, with murderous intent. They fought bitterly, but Bocephus’s wand of paralysation proved useful, and they were killed off. To the south, they came to a small monorail terminal with a crashed vehicle, a massive gong (which the Underdwellers were too stubborn to ring), and a passage from which came an even rumbling. They chose to follow the westwards monorail passage instead, through the crashed metal gates.

The tunnel brought them to a station, and a SW passage, through which they entered a familiar place: a massive circular hall, with a tall towering structure standing in the middle of deep shaft. Bridges connected from the outer rim to the central building. Remembering how they had run into formidable opponents here the last time, and knowing they did not have a way to get in yet, they withdrew. The next objective was to find an alternate exit. They followed the monorail tunnel a long way NW, finding a station, and stairs up. Stepping out through a secret door, they saw daylight, and emerged in verdant gardens on the edge of the city, with Diomira’s people engaged in picnics and enjoyment at various spots. An inscription running along the small structure they came from read: : : KEEP US SAFE : : KEEP US NOURISHED : : KEEP US VALUED : : It was still early in the day, but they knew Eldoxos must be in danger, as the city’s masters must have known of their contact if they used Alkithoë’s lure like that. They followed side-streets back to the warehouse, but even so, they ran into a group of people looking at them suspiciously. „It is them!”, screamed a colourfully dressed man, and the mob grew into a size of 40. Pausanias colour spayed five of them, upon which they got cold feet. „Someone’s got to doooo something!”, whined the man, but didn’t dare to mess with a group of well-armed killers. They quickly got lost in the alleyways, and made their way back to Eldoxos. The news of the discovery were bad, and the master of the smugglers was in danger. They suggested he should skip town through the monorail system, and gave him a few identifiers to let him meet Tyraxus Tharg, the wizard-tyrant of Glourm, and establish even stronger trade deals with the outside world. Their next aim was to find a special mirror, somewhere in the city, which contained a passcode of sorts to the underground tower... and courtesy of Eldoxos, they now had a few leads to follow!

Plateau of the Amazons

18/03/2026 THISIUM

News from the doomed city of Thisium! On Day 81, the Comely Lass sailed out to sea, carrying the heads of two black dragons. They headed for the island ruled by a terrible demon who had long ago ordered them to slay these creatures – and now that the deed was done, they went to claim their reward. They landed near a ruined, archaic village, whose inhabitants had gone feral, but were overawed by the adventurers’ display of power. They climbed massive old stairs to the plateau, then even further up to the island’s peak where stood a massive marble dome. Inside, in a wild garden, the winged demon awaited. Giacomo offered the heads, and the demon agreed to let them to pick as much as they could carry of its treasure – a magical axe, a potion and a scroll, and about a tenth of its 100,000 sp. Afterwards, it ordered them to leave him to contemplate the dooms of men, which were sure to come!

Returning to ship, they sailed north, finding a mostly sunken island where suntanning mermaids lounged on the rocks remaining above water, above beautiful coral forests. Hiss dived down to take a sample, then they approached the beauties, ears plugged for most and Giacomo tied to the ship’s mast. The beauties were cheerful and inviting, remarking that the dooms were not so bad – after all, the city of Wiorak had already sunk, yet there was life after that too! When Giacomo asked them of the corals, they noted some of them were horribly poisonous. This was a good time to take their farewell without bothering the underwater formations.

Now they headed for the Isle of the Black Dogs. Sailing along its northern coast, they discovered the entrance of a sea cave among the cliffs, wide enough for a small ship. The sounds of revelry and music came from beyond a bend, and after some recon by Hisss, they sailed inside, into a large limestone cavern occupied by a lake. Dining tables stood on the shore laden with food, drink, and precious silverware, but the dining guests were not to be seen. Introductions were made, and the apparitions – who turned out to be invisible fairy-folk – turned out to be welcoming hosts. Giacomo challenged one of them, Fern to a dance-off and lost his wager, but won the fairies’ admiration (the 18 CHA helped). The fairies thought the doom a minor and insignificant issue but told them the cavern below the wizard’s tower on the island was the lair of what they figured was a red dragon. As they much disliked Pantomorphus, the master of the tower, they agreed to a future prank if the company came up with a good plan. They parted on amicable terms, and as it was getting late, spent a night on their ship.

The next day, they investigated the island’s northern tip, spotting the ruins of a primitive village, and finding three half-submerged colossi in the sea. Further in the forests, they also discovered a massive stone gate next to an altar of burning fire. Something gleamed in the flames, but it reeked of being a trap, and they decided not to risk it. They headed to the ruined village on the northern slopes of the broken volcano, finding it long deserted. However, somewhat further, they discovered something more interesting: a narrow, barely visible trail heading for the steep cliffs below the inaccessible mountain plateau, and a treacherous way leading up. They climbed up in single file, and emerged on the top, a grassy land of small glades and a bronze-age village. Large herds of sheep grazed on the grass. Assuming danger, Kaeso scouted ahead, camouflaged in his chameleon armour. The shepherd he spotted was a girl-child of thirteen, and the village was populated solely by women, many well-armed. A crude idol of an owl decorated with golden plates stood in the middle of the settlement. He returned to the group, and they chose to announce themselves. The shepherd girl gave a cry and fled. Out of the village came a host of 60 women with bows and spears. Belloza the Archer was picked as the company’s spokeswoman as the only female member. In an archaic dialect, the amazons demanded their purpose, obviously displeased by their arrival. They were faithful followers of the gods, and of the Wise Owl, their messenger, who had come to them in ages past. They outright refused to help unless the adventurers would bring news of their lost leader Thisbe, who had gone missing while hunting with her precious armaments, and a light-casting magic sword.

This was familiar, as the party owned two such weapons, one of which was found on this very island in a clearing with some bones, the prey of a spotted smilodon. Thus, they left, and decided to return the remains to the amazons along with the sword. They descended from the plateau, and investigated its other end. Here they discovered a very well-hidden little bay, and a splendid longship with golden sails bearing the mark of an owl, as well as a golden figurehead depicting a mermaid. Deciding to leave it be for now, they headed back to their own vessel, and rounded the island to find the clearing with Thisbe’s remains. Three owlbears were fought and killed in the isle’s forests, but the bones were found, and after resting on the ship again, they made their way back to the plateau again. The amazons were now slightly more friendly. What they could offer as help was to suggest that the company find Kadorto, another messenger of the gods, who was known to carry messages from mortals to their presence, and had once had a fondness for the island of the sorceress Daphne di Leonti. They outright refused an alliance against the red dragon, proving once again that in SVoZ, women roll their WIS on 3d6, not 2d6 like men.

Unfortunately, men do truly roll it on 2d6. For the adventurers, overcome by greed, decided to steal the amazons’ enchanted ship on their way back, and doing so, sleep overcame them. They awakened in the morning, but what day? Trying his beard, Giacomo thought it was longer than it had been. With these doubts, they sailed back to Thisium, and arrived on the noon of Day 86, having slept three whole days. While they were out, the orcish armies had advanced across the Thisian plateau, slowly encircling the doomed city. A rain of blood had fallen the preceding day, and the previous night, some 1/20 of the citizens had been turned into lycanthropes, massacring many innocents before they could be cut down at great cost. At this time, the city had 11 days left...

The Eye of the Pyramid

21/03/2026 FOMALHAUT

News from Fomalhaut! The company continued exploring the massive city of Diomira to find the special mirror containing the code glyph to the underground tower. The first one they heard of was close to their present location, in an alleyway off of the main avenues. A large statue stood there, its face replaced with a mirror, and the inscription „THE MYSTERY OF MAN” chiselled on the plinth. A group of fancily-dressed poets admired their own reflections on the surface. Ion gazed inside, and was fascinated by himself, having to be dragged away by the others. They decided to try their next known option. They moved through the massive crowds, which seemed to be on edge this day. NW of the main plaza, in a run-down area with a lake, they ran into a mob gathered below one of the city’s omnipresent black mirrors. A young woman called out: „It is them from the outer darkness! They who bring want and the spirit of strife!” They ran back into the maze of streets as the mob gave pursuit, but ran into another mob coming from another direction, closing in. They escaped to a side-street, and found themselves in a plaza surrounded with old houses and a lake. They found refuge in a house, waiting for the murderous crowds to disperse. They decided to check one of their three sites, the Radiant Pyramid, but the way was blocked by surging masses of thousands. The colourfully dressed citizens gathered before the Spiralling Temple, on the edge of a nervous breakdown, weeping and shouting in a weird collective ritual. After some thinking, they made a wide detour to the north, through less populated areas, until they arrived at the base of the pyramid.

The eight-sided structure rose to 90’ with multiple balconies near the top, and a purple-robed figure standing on one. Entering from the base, they found themselves in a mirror maze with private rooms occupied by people enjoying drugs, gossip, or amorous pursuits. Murat expertly navigated the maze, finding a secret door near the middle. There were steep stairs, and a 10’×10’ room with buttons on its metal walls that did not work no matter which button they tried. They climbed, emerging in a comfortable suite near the top. Pleuron, the master of they pyramid and a contact of Eldoxos and the Handymen, was friendly in receiving them, although behaving a bit oddly as if coming down from his own drugs.

They decided to go with the open strategy and explain it all about there being some great danger to the city, now working from an underground tower, a cabal of evil infiltrators from the outside! Pleuron was surprised by the revelations (he only knew of the Cannibalistic Human Underdwellers prowling the underground areas), but agreed to assist them. He didn’t have the magic mirror, but suggested Akrasios, who ran an atelier for avantgarde art close by, had recently acquired one that was said to be special. He also mentioned a previous encounter with a mirror which created a hostile duplicate of whoever looked inside it several years before, but didn’t know what had happened to it. They took their leave from their helpful host, and walked over to the atelier, a white marble building in the side of the eastern cliffs. The guards admitted them at once when they told they were from Eldoxos, and, passing through a collection of modern art, entered Akrasios’s suite on the top. A group of scantily dressed, tipsy ladies were enjoying drinks and drugs in the company of price cats (no doubt imported from the outer world, as there were none others in Diomira). Akrasios was in a side-room, and was quite taken aback when the mirror was brought up, claiming he didn’t have any such thing. As the adventurers’ interrogation grew more insistent („You are not in trouble, but...”), he started to panic, insisting on his innocence and appearing more and more guilty, offering to show his safe to demonstrate there was no mirror in there in a growing panic. That’s when things went sideways.

A barrage of crossbow bolts came from behind them, and an invisible spellcaster covered their room in sticky white webs, trapping them all. The voice was familiar – Pleuron, the man on top of the pyramid! It was a desperate struggle at first. Akrasios’s doxies fled in panic, and the atelier’s master was in complete shock. Through superhuman effort, Kleombrotos freed himself enough to chug a potion of giant strength, allowing him to escape the webs. Pleuron cast more spells, remaining invisible. „You shall not prevail over the City-Machine!”, he spoke evenly, as his assassins attacked in an oddly mechanical fashion. Finally, as Kleombrotos fended off the men, Ion could set the webs on fire, and let them escape with some burns. The assassins were cut down, Pleuron remaining invisible for a while. On his person, they found a poisoned dagger, bracers, some edible cubes and colourful candy, as well as half a pouch of dust of disappearance. Akrasios was still shocked at the assassination attempt, as he had known Pleuron, but he noted he had started behaving oddly in the recent months. He helped the company as he could in saving his city, providing them with a rare vial of imported potion of spider climbing.

They returned to the top suite of the Radiant Pyramid, liberating Pleuron’s spellbooks, valuables, and a round mirror similar to, but also different from the dark disks on the streets of Diomira. They returned through the now dark and deserted streets to their apartment hideout – now luckily meeting nobody – and having Bocephus, who was immune to mind-control, gaze into the mirror. He did so, and he saw flashing patterns, geometric forms, and finally, a complicated and intricate glyph which sunk into his mind as an exact memory. The way to the underground tower lie open, but the masters of the city were aware of their presence, and had taken steps to destroy them. The game was on!

The Underground Tower

11/04/2026 FOMALHAUT

News from Fomalhaut! Having found the mirror with the weird glyph displayed therein, the company decided to strike the underground tower immediately. They followed through the dark, deserted streets of Diomira, passing by a handful of corpses beaten to death recently. At the entrance to the Eternal Gardens, they found a young man looking over the bridge, contemplating a leap, but Lilith talked him out of it. They proceeded to the „doorless” marble pavilion, and entered through the secret entrance. Following a side-passage, they heard approaching Underdwellers, and drew back, while the bestial men were also reluctant to engage. Following the monorail tunnel, they made their way to the great circular hall of the underground tower. A dark abyss opened before them, the central metal cylinder connected to the surrounding ledge with metal bridges. On its northern side, they discovered double gates with no opening mechanism but a round mirror to the side. Bocephus recalled the glyph from Pleuron’s mirror; and as he did so, the mirror by the entrance also flashed with its pattern. The door hissed open, and from a dusty corridor came a barrage of crossbow bolts – they were awaited! The green-cloaked, oddly mechanically moving False Men were defeated, each falling without hesitation to defend the tower. Beyond the entrance hall, they found a chamber with a small rock garden, lit from above by dull grey ceiling panels, and surrounded with colourful benches. All was dusty and abandoned. In a nearby passage was a metal door. Opening it up revealed a ransacked room with badly damaged panelling, and a half-collapsed ceiling exposing intricate pipework. Disregarding marks of corrosion on the panels, Lilith stepped in, and two ochre jellies dropped on her from the pipes. These gelatinous horrors were only divided up by weapons, but eventually, fire proved useful, although wounds were also sustained.

A side-room proved to be a former storeroom, most of its crates emptied of all contents, but one still bolted shut. For now, they just pushed it into the portable hole for later opening. They continued exploring a side-corridor. Rhythmic, heavy metal footsteps came from ahead. Bocephus crept forward invisibly, looking into a dimly lit, marble-covered hallway decked with large mirrors displaying odd landscapes. A massive metal guardian covered in riveted yellow plates lumbered along, much like a sentry. As they were discussing how to ambush it, it heard the conversation, and came at them, firing off its laser, and then pummelling with its fists. It was brought down, Bocephus using his ring of the ram* well. Prying off the destroyed automaton’s chest plate, they extracted an intact energy cartridge.

They now returned to the rock garden. Kleombrotos, who has been increasingly fascinated by this strange location, dug through the mineral samples to find something good. He did find the sharp-edged rock sample containing deadly poison, made his saving throw, and wrapped up the deadly rock in a piece of cloth, satisfied. As they were wounded [and a player had to leave early], they decided to return to their apartment before going deeper. Back in the city, the metal crate brought along in the portable hole was opened up with a knockspell. The container offered up a good amount of valuables: electrum sheets, gold coils for an unknown purpose, two large industrial diamonds – a total value of some 30 thousand altogether – and a mysterious bakelite box stamped with the inscription „HYPERVORTEX”. „I am feeling a lot better about those ochre jellies!”, said Lilith.

Infiltration

23/03/2026 THISIUM

News from the doomed city of Thisium! A large company rode out of Thisium to destroy the orcs’ military operations in the Northern Wilderness. Messengers were sent out previously to Mouseshire, the Imperator, and the military school of Ramondo Montefeltro to mobilise their forces for a campaign, and make a landing on the western shores of the mountainous peninsula. The adventurers themselves followed wilderness roads: there were signs of large-scale orc troop movements all around the Thisian Plateau, and they encountered a smaller force of 30, blasting them with a fireball. At the gateway of the mountain valley where rose Castrum Rapax, they found a small glade with the overgrown statue of a stone knight, identified by an inscription: „A GALLANT KNIGHT WAS SIR RAPAX / AND A WOOD NYMPH EVER-FAIR NIABEX / THEIR CASTLE’S WITNESS TO THEIR LOVE / AND TO THEIR SPLIT STONES WORDLESS”. There was a recently used campsite nearby, and on a hunch, Aufidia Corvina looked around to see if there were any tracks to pick up. They led to a nearby stone, and underneath, they discovered a rich cache of recently hidden treasures! Happy with their discovery, they rode along the eastern seacoast, and climbed up the hidden path to the pass above Castrum Rapax.

After establishing camp, they descended the mountain trail, surprising and killing a group of orc special forces. Next to the castle, they entered the ravine leading to the side-gate they had found previously, guarded by Hellafinet the troll. Clotilde advanced, using her potion of giant control, to no success. Hellafinet was thus slain in combat and his remains torched. The gate was wizard-locked, but Maglor dispelled the magic with his wand, and a knockspell threw it open. They entered an abandoned old cellar, overgrown with moss. At the end, an ancient old tuatara lizard stirred, chained to the wall. Failing to succumb to poisoned food, it, too, was killed in combat. At the end of the cellar, spiral stairs ascended upwards. A door led to a throne room, where sat a mummified king wearing a golden crown. He spoke, introducing himself as Strozza Bragadin, offering his boon if they defeated his hated rival, Cipriano Barbani. For now, they gave a non-committal answer, and quickly filed out.

Up the stairs, they found a secret door. It led to a prison cell whose only occupants were petrified courtiers wearing antiquated attires. Beyond bars, a torture chamber was lit by flames, a minotaur torturer preparing a glowing iron for his work. They killed him, and freed the prisoners in the other cell: a badly wounded legionary named Varanthus, and a merchant named Iblogan. As they were too weak, they were pointed to the exit and told to wait there. The captives’ cell hid a secret exit behind a loose stone block, with a crawlway leading to a small grotto. The statue of a hunched jester studied his own features in a silver mirror. Narvi removed the mirror, animating Arlecchino the Clown, who attacked him in a crying, laughing fury. The horrifying entity was put down and his gemstone tears collected. Beyond the grotto, a vertical cavern shaft dropped into darkness. They climbed up with ropes, eventually emerging in a dusty secret corridor. This led to the more regularly used passages. The first chamber was a council room, where five tromes were defeated, and a magic shield they were talking over taken. A set of stairs led to a kitchen operated by ogre cooks and several orcs, but they left this one alone. Now orcs were coming down the stairs, and using the cover of darkness, they made their exit from the dungeons. Varanthus was there, with Iblogan’s bloody corpse: the merchant, a spy from Arak Brannia, had tried to assassinate the young legionary, but failed in his treacherous work! With their new ally, they returned to the mountain pass to develop new plans. At this time, the city had 14 days left...

Confrontation

15/04/2026 THISIUM

News from the doomed city of Thisium! The day after a successful recon expedition, the time came for an assault on Castrum Rapax. Varanthus the legionary, freshly rescued from the dungeons, was chosen to deliver a message to the assembled forces on the other side of the valley. Varanthus swigged a potion of polymorphisation, transformed into a majestic imperial eagle, and flew off. The adventurers descended towards the castle to wreak havoc, and open the gates from the inside. In the forest on the mountain slopes, however, they heard flapping wings, and a manticore attacked from the air. The beast killed Toecutter the bowman and Ozzy the light foot with its tail spikes. Maglor cast darkness 15’ radius on the company to provide cover; the beast came down, and was cut down as it charged into the darkness.

They continued to the castle, and the lower side-entrance in the ravine. With Hellafinet gone, a small group of orcs served as a guard, and were quickly dispatched. They entered the underground passages, fighting a giant tuatara, then climbed upstairs. A secret door led to another set of spiral stairs, and a cellar well stocked with foodstuffs, as well as animated frescoes depicting a harvest. The supplies, it seems, were mainly from the island republic of Arak Brannia. Going higher up, they heard snoring from a side-room, opened it, and killed a sleeping goblin. This was another storeroom, filled with casks of lamp oil, again with Arak Brannia’s seal. Poucas quickly rigged a simple trap so opening the door from the outside would combust the whole place, then they headed up. The stairs emerged in the castle’s gatehouse. The outer gates were partially open, guarded on the outside by a group of orcs, while stairs led up to a locked iron door to the bastion, where the orc archers were in wait. As the adventurers were discussing their options, five from the outside guard came in. They were slept, but not soon enough to prevent an alarm.

Orcs started pouring in through the front gates, and more came from the tower. Orders were being shouted and horns blown. A vicious melee developed in the wide gatehouse corridor. Maglor read a scroll of monster summoning III, and at once, two shriekers appeared, hooting loudly. Now even the orcs drinking in a nearby dining room heard the commotion, and came up from the back, followed by 7 tromes from deeper in the dungeons. Some of the orcs ran upstairs to bring further reinforcements. As the orcs came down from the bastion, Aufidia cast pyrotechnics inside their stairwell, flooding it with smoke. The characters in the gatehouse fought valiantly, holding back the orcish foe. Aufidia’s fireball blew up the orcs advancing from behind, but this was only temporary relief. From beyond them came a great orc in plate mail, with two ogre bodyguards, announcing himself as Troglont, one of the orc lords leading the campaign against Thisium! He was upon the back guard, destroying Maglor’s animated spear. Aufidia threw another fireball from her wand. Dead were the orcs and tromes, dead was Dio the light foot, and dead was Septimus (Fighter 3), Aufidia’s faithful companion! Troglont, wounded but strong, went for Aufidia, swinging his magic longsword. Aufidia stood her ground, swung her staff, and with a critical hit and 10 Hp damage, killed the surprised orc lord in one stroke! The remaining orcs ran where they could, and those in the bastion kept dead quiet not to be noticed. They killed off the remaining shrieker, picked up what they could, and marched out of the castle gates. Gargoyles dove down from the parapets, but were killed. Through the drawbridge, they headed to the wilderness to meet their army on the valley road, led by the Imperator, Sir Egmont Mouseburg, and Ramondo Montefeltro. They were hailed as victors by the assembled host, and started to plan their next stratagem against the orcish foe. At this time, the city had 13 days left...

Sunday, 3 May 2026

[BLOG] News on the March! Episode XIV

This post continues the series of brief play reports I have been posting on Discord. This does not cover every single session (sometimes, recon and setup is what happens), but it covers our ongoing games.

Shadowing Pellostratos

 19/01/2026 FOMALHAUT

News from Fomalhaut! After finding a connection between the monorail station and the cellars of Pellostratos the Thaumaturge below the city, the company placed discreet inquiries about the patrician, and his possible connections to the Uttermost Masters. It turned out Pellostratos was a known trader of fine artwork from an unknown source. They finally arrived at a plan to flush him out if he was in the UMs’ service. After midnight, Bocephus used an autoalteration and dreamsending spell, appearing in the thaumaturge’s dreams as one of the masked masters, and speaking: “The chance for you to shine is at hand. We are moving up the timetable, meet us at the usual place in the morning.” The company immediately set out for the monorail station to nab him if he was there, while Murat the Etunian, bearing a tiny communicator device, headed for his house to cover his above-ground tracks if he chose that route. Indeed, he saw the patrician approach in one of the dark streets with an escort of guards, also carrying a small chest. He shadowed Pellostratos through the streets and plazas, joined by an invisible Bocephus. They emerged on the Plaza of Kagmek Khotoummi, where their mark headed towards the Shrine of Deformed Frogs. Following him into the sanctum, they saw Pellostratos sacrifice incense sticks and valuables to the great Tsathoggus, asking him to interpret his strange dream. To the thaumaturge’s bad luck, he rolled quite badly on the divine sacrifice table, and was almost struck down with a punishment, parting with the frog-priests after some tense discussion. It seemed he was not, in fact, the Masters’ agent. Leaving him to return home, they headed for the Temple of the Fallen Idol to see if they could learn something underground. In the city streets, they encountered a procession of guards, courtiers, and a sedan chair: Tyraxus Tharg, Glourm’s wizard-tyrant was heading for some unknown location, and they left him well alone.

Starting from the monorail terminal, they investigated some bare passages made from featureless grey stone. Dark, formless blobs drifted in the air. After throwing some objects forward, it turned out the passage was a gravity anomaly where things were falling sideways. Unfortunately, the tests also agitated the zero-G amoebae, which proved tough opponents, only divided by edged weapons, and able to engulf their opponents. Once they were slain with some difficulty, the gravity wells could be examined – there were no ways further, but one of them had some old bones on its bottom with a decent amount of coinage. The next thing they checked were hallways to the south, which contained a starfish-shaped idol radiating cold, and a triangle-shaped room with a strange, shifting landscape on one of its walls. Bocephus, relying on information from a book plundered from the Doorless Arct, identified it as a dreamscape, and they chose not to investigate it. They headed east, into a cavern filled with hallucinogenic mushrooms and spore-spewing mushroom-men. This time, they came prepared; some monsters were webbed, and the rest killed off. Using her ring of water breathing, Lilith waded into a deep pool of water, eventually finding a connecting cavern and a fungus-encrusted treasure chest, filled with treasures and a different magic ring. Ascending to an upper floor, they continued exploring for a while, discovering a vault with a strange cross-legged statue, as well as an ancient ossuary filled with the innumerable bones of the long-dead. But as dawn was approaching, they chose to withdraw and return to their exclusive quarters at the Spheroid Fish to ponder their next move. According to the divination they had received earlier, there would be two more days before something interesting would be happening at the monorail terminal – and it was time to make preparations!

Deep into the Underworld

26/01/2026 THISIUM 

News from the doomed city of Thisium! A large company of adventurers descended into the Thisian Underworld to seek the secrets of Mornalt Tamburello. Through the graveyard entrance, they descended into the Vercato crypt, then rappelled down to the Grand Mausoleum... before realising this was not the way to Mornalt’s underground domain. They returned to the surface to go through another entrance. Things did not get better from here. They descended from the gardens of Villa Tamburello, going for the nobleman’s underground aviary. Racha Ducka distracted the talking peacock there while the others snuck down a flight of stairs into an underground suite. Mornalt was out, and the company’s thieves ransacked his quarters. They found gold and silver, and the portrait of a raven-haired noblewoman, behind which was garlic, holy water, a holy symbol, a silver cross, and a small leather-bound notebook with several female names in it (many noted multiple times). Mornalt’s marble throne hid a switch which opened a large trapdoor before the seat, revealing a chute. Brighella the thief was lowered down with ropes, and found the slide leading to a cistern they have already visited. They left the suite, and went to check out a stairway on this level they had not yet investigated. It led down to a room identified by an inscription as „THE PATRIARCH’S REST”. The once-decorative chamber had a gaping hole in the middle (below which they saw the magically lit garden of the wizard Prospero), and a large, broken glass display case, the size of a wardrobe, stood on one side. They returned back the stairs, and headed for the Tamburello crypts, which still had two unexplored chambers. In the tomb of Gioconda Tamburello, marked „IT IS ONLY WITH THE HEART THAT ONE CAN SEE RIGHTLY; WHAT IS ESSENTIAL IS INVISIBLE TO THE EYE”, they opened the sarcophagus bearing the likeness of a mysteriously smiling lady to reveal... nothing. There was jingling laughter and the scent of perfumes.

Something large and invisible sprung from inside. Brighella received a mortal wound, and died along with Haldir, the ever-alert scout. This was a difficult fight, but they prevailed over the invisible monster, and poking around for false bottoms, Amedeo the halfling found a set of invisible gemstones. Following an unexplored corridor from the crypt, they found that it connected to a known section. Descending to the Temple of the Bat, they encountered three Northman berserkers, disappointed the place had no treasure. They sent them back to the Tamburello crypts where there might be some left. They proceeded to explore more corridors, where they met Brunello the Dwarf, an explorer who joined the company. Their exploration eventually led them to the Grand Staircase. Choosing to venture beyond a mysterious room with a fire-pit and the statues of three magic-users, they descended a set of stairs to an antique bronze door with the even beat of drums behind it. The chamber beyond was a shrine, its walls badly angled and its dimensions vertigo-inducing. Two worn iron statues stood by the entrance; slender-limbed humanoid things holding tridents, with conch-shell shaped heads. „This is just like the Temple of the Unknown God”, someone spoke. „It was some pretty horrible shit there.” „Let’s go for it anyway.” Brunello approached a trapdoor (which was in a vertical side-wall), and it almost sucked him in with some terrible force. The two statues animated, blocking the exit. Amedeo shot a slingstone at an ugly little obsidian idol on the altar, smashing off an arm and sending a tiny metal tuning fork clattering. One of the statues was lassoed and temporarily entangled, but in the combat, Racha Ducka’s magic mace was sucked inside the other’s body, and these things proved almost impossible to hit.

Paty and Dona Neves, both light foot, targeted their missiles at a spiral on the ceiling, and as they gazed into its patterns, felt themselves pulled in a hundred directions. Paty survived, but Dona Neves was torn into bits. The company’s porters panicked, running towards the altar. Alfredo fell sideways into the bottomless trapdoor, and was gone with a shriek. Piero the porter just screamed and screamed. Amedeo aimed the small tuning fork, producing a grey beam on the iron statue, but with no effect. They chose to run beside it, fleeing up to the Grand Staircase, then the Temple of the Bat. Climbing up to the higher level, they saw a shimmering “force-wall” approach in the corridor, with a floating blade behind it. Brunello advanced, and was almost engulfed by the gelatinous cube like a complete newbie. They fled through the side-passage to the Tamburello crypts, hoping to meet up with the Northmen. These hopes were dashed: the berserkers had disturbed the rest of several shadows, and were absorbed into their ranks. The company just dashed through the moaning shades, deciding to make their exits through the Lower Crypts, one level above. Passing through the burial vaults without issues, they followed a northwards corridor, forgetting about the pit trap in its middle. Amedeo and Racha Ducka fell down a greased slide into a spiked pit, but survived the deathtrap, and were pulled out (after the horrifying „do we even have rope left?” question). Staggering up to the Grand Mausoleum, they exited the Underworld through the Vercato crypt, where they had first entered it. They had spent over 8 hours down there, and were dead exhausted by the time they were out. Piero the porter retired, promising never to adventure again... but in all his life, he would never forget the subterranean shrine’s strange geometries, and the winged beings that stood there and fought with tridents. At this time, the city had 21 days left.

Attack in Ucria

29/01/2026 KASSADIA

News from the fallen empire of Kassadia! (A report on two sessions.) The Lion Pack sailed north from Sormadium to return the body of Lady Gwaelben to the elves. For the night, they camped on the northern end of the island, but as they lit their fire, they soon noticed another nearby. Their new neighbours came over, 30 Northmen itching for a fight with Bull-Slayer Halfdan, King of the Seas as their leader. Jovial Faustulus wagered a great sum of gold against Halfdan’s golden bracers, turning the situation from a potential melee into a duel. The two warriors were well matched, but eventually, Faustulus was the one to land the third strike, and this impressed Halfdan and his men. They parted on good terms, the barbarians even inviting them on a raid against the village of Ucria, which they politely declined. They also revealed that the master of Castel di Lucio was buying slaves from them, and had a particularly beautiful slave girl in his possession. The next day, they sailed north in stormy weather, and returned the body of Lady Gwaelben to her companions. In turn, their leader, Nasril, granted them the healing herbs they were seeking. After resting in the elven tower, they sailed to the town of Sambuci, reached in difficult Autumn weather. What was once a town was now a mere village after a great plague, its houses walled-up or ruined, and its folk sullen and suspicious. They passed through quickly, as their destination was the neat and prosperous villa of the Bonnacorsi family, who had inherited one of the magic seals that would open the accursed tower of Quintus Equitius Elvorix. The current lord, Quirino Bonnacorsi, was a generous host to his visitors, as were his dreamy daughter, Mercede, and his son, the valiant Alvaro, both of marriageable age, but neither betrothed yet. Mercede had one suitor in the form of an impoverished, statue-obsessed noble named Edoardo Memmoli , while Alvaro seemed to be hiding something.

The next day, they raised the matter of the seal, and after some thought, Quirino suggested a compromise. He would grant them the item, but only after they proved themselves capable by winning another. To this, they agreed. The next seal they aimed for was in the village of Ucria, owned by Paolo Viglione. After more sailing in bad weather, they landed in the decrepit farming and fishing village, inhabited by a poor and unfriendly lot. The walls were crumbling and the houses were in bad repair, except for Villa Viglione, which now served as Ucria’s Monopoly, owned by the pink-robed magic-user Pirnox. Pirnox and his guards were just restoring things after the recent Northman raid, who had made off with considerable riches. It turned out Paolo had disappeared a while back, and the new owner had purchased sole trading rights in Ucria, and settled here. He didn’t know of any seal, but allowed his guests to search the upper floor to see if it was somewhere. As they spoke, though, Publius Varro noticed he was glancing at a spot on the wall, and while Pirnox was distracted upstairs, quickly found a secret niche, which held... not the seal, but a package of refined purple poppy, the drug that had been spreading in the cities of the Empire! He nabbed the pack, and they took farewells from Pirnox, finding shelter for the night in an abandoned cottage. Cornering a lurking urchin, they interrogated him about the village. He praised master Pirnox’s generosity to children, and also revealed many in the village were now spitting red from the drug, brought by shepherds from the mountains. Master Paolo had also gone up to the high valley when he was last seen. Considering what this all meant, they settled down to sleep, but awoke in the night to the smell of smoke. The roof was on fire, and they were surrounded by a strangely fanatical torch-and-pitchfork-mob of villagers with murder in their eyes, even with children among them!

They fought their way out from the burning building through screaming farmers and fishermen, coming into the fire of crossbowmen behind more distant houses. Petros the light footman went down to a bolt, while Lucia the light footwoman and Manius the bowman were cut down by the lightning bolt of Master Pirnox. But the tide of battle turned, and the owner of the Monopoly galloped away on a horse with a retinue of men, and his thugs fled into the wilderness also. Many villagers had been massacred (although children were only slept), and the rest didn’t dare come out of their hovels. They had full command of Ucria. The Monopoly was as before, but two large chests had been quickly emptied and all horses taken. They barricaded themselves for the night, resting off the attack. The following day, most of the villagers had vanished, fleeing with their meagre belongings, leaving only a few idiots and infirm people. The Lion Pack followed the horse tracks into the mountain valley. Passing by strange old ruins that were the bare walls of an above-ground labyrinth, they left the cultivated lands for wild pastures. Finally, the trail led them to a well-concealed canyon leading further up among the peaks. They spotted lookouts on a high precipice, and two of the group climbed the rocks to ambush and kill them (Publius used his spark-throwing dagger to good effect here). From this vantage point, they could see beyond the canyon. A small valley lay there with trees, and a field of red poppies covering all its upper reaches. Sheep grazed lower down, tended to by shepherds much like the men they had just killed. Around a stone house and the nearby stables were Pirnox’s thugs, going about their business. They waited for evening. Near sundown, Master Pirnox made an appearance outside the house, giving commands to five thugs, who descended the valley – and they would soon find the bodies who had fallen off of the cliffs! They needed to act.

The Hidden Valley

Five men came up the path to check on the guards on the cliffs, while Publius slipped down in the dusk to eavesdrop on those near the cottage. His companions took a stand along the well-defensible mountain path, while Publius tried to remove a large slate shingle to get a drop on Pirnox. Unfortunately, the alert magic-user noticed, and blasted him with magic missiles. Publius feigned death, but as men were running out and joining the fray on the path, he sprang up and inundated Pirnox with flaming oil, badly burning him (and destroying his pink cloak of protection +2). Ucria’s master ran for a horse, and tried to flee with his life. With a web spell and an earth elemental conjured into Arden Oakbark’s staff, the attackers on the mountain path were killed, and once the fleeing magic-user went down to an arrow shaft from Aristeo Guarini, the awesome display of power made the rest of the men run. Looting the house, they found bags of coins (no doubt taken in haste from Ucria’s Monopoly), a well-equipped alchemist’s laboratory to process purple poppies, and a good quantity of the raw stuff ready for manufacturing. The next day, there was heavy raining, and they spent it at rest... or rather, Martus the Opiate continued Master Pirnox’s job on his own, preparing purple poppy paste to the muffled tunes of Push it to the Limit. Sidius searched the valley thoroughly, and under a stone pile, found old, carelessly buried human bones: the rotting scraps of expensive clothing, and the magic seal they were seeking! Thus was the resting place of Paolo Viglione discovered. Another day later, they descended back to Ucria, whose inhabitants huddled in fear of them in their cottages. They learned that the escaping thugs had tried to flee across the stormy sea, but went down with their vessel. Seeing this as a sign this was no day to embark, they slept another day at the Monopoly, and the following day, they set sail for the city of Sormadium.

(Note the strategic use of Judges Guild’s Island / Village Book as templates to build from.)

Underground Passages

01/02/2026 FOMALHAUT

News from Fomalhaut! On the night before the day determined by augury, the company descended deep into the Temple of the Fallen Idol. They brought abundant supplies, as well as robes and bearded masks to take on the guise of the Uttermost Masters. With the city’s elite agents, they set up watch near the monorail terminal, and waited. Almost a day passed, but at last, the door on the hall’s northern side opened, and down came Pellostratos the Thaumaturge with an escort of guards bearing heavy crates. The masked adventurers stepped forward and greeted him in the name of the Uttermost Masters, asking him what he was doing in their domain. Pellostratos was scared out of his wits of the forms he had seen in his dream, and glimpsed in Glourm on previous occasions. It was determined that he had brought trade goods – food, fancy clothing, alcohol and narcotics – which he would periodically trade with the people who came by the monorail system. With another word, he was dismissed, to flee where he came. Now they waited, and slightly later, the monorail arrived through the great metal gates, bearing no men but goods – fancy ceramic pots, rich furniture, glassware, and other objets d’art. They quickly boarded, bid farewell to the agents, and waited for the journey to come. The metal tube travelled hours through unknown underground layers, and finally, through another gateway, arrived in a massive, empty, and ark hall. An inscription on the wall read: „TERMINEXUS, S. T. PHI”. They were not alone. A group of men in nondescript working clothes were in waiting, and as they saw the masked figures emerge, they made a run for one of the side passages. They were alone again. They followed the northern passages, reaching a gravel-filled room whose walls were lined by great stone faces, and an inscription reading: „THE OVERSEERS DECREE CONTINUED VIGILANCE.” The gravel was unstable in the middle, and Murat the Etunian was almost swallowed as in quicksand.

They continued, reaching a vast, unlit hall of unknown height. Massive towers of dark metal stood by the walls with balconies and apertures. Examining the silent structures, they were ambushed by a barrage of precisely aimed crossbow bolts. The four cloaked figures who attempted the assassination moved forward in a herky-jerky way, responding to no words – men, but men acting in an oddly mechanical way. Three were killed and one was tackled, but he did not speak. He was slain, and at the moment of death, showed a moment of panic and confusion before expiring. They continued exploring the hall, its towers and machinery all dusty and abandoned. They were soon beset by 12 shaggy, hunched humanoids clad in dirty rags and equipped with primitive weaponry, whom they slew. Further on, they discovered a hall filled with shallow pits containing rotting remains intermixed with human bones. Portcullises fell to seal all exits, a weird alarm sounded, and several howling noises came from the NW. With great effort, Ion raised the portcullis they came from, and they fled back through the passages to their starting point. Now they chose to follow the men who had escaped from them. An angled shaft led up to a sunlit outdoors courtyard. On one side were the roofs of a large building complex, and on the other, sheer cliffs rising to the infinity of a dull white sky, with the occasional dark hexagonal spot. A group of shabbily dressed men were relaxing by the walls. The encounter was tense, and they ended up getting chased out through a large gate into a massive city of antique, once-elegant buildings, now crumbling with their balconies, cupolas, and statuary. 

The City of Diomira

The plazas and larger streets were populated by crowds clad in colourful clothing, and they noticed several faceless, togaed statues standing on plinths, as well as dark, polished metal disks mounted on building facades. They followed a street, encountering a procession escorting naked, laughing and weeping people. Avoiding them, they happened on a deserted little square by the cliffs, where a dirty alleyway hid a great stone face. Finding no way to make sense of it, they continued exploring, passing by a large, dusty plaza, where two ragged hoboes were hurling metal balls at each other among curses and invectives among the ruins of a larger building, watched by crowds making bets. Even further, they met a hysterical woman experiencing a nervous breakdown among the crowds. Ion stepped forward to calm her down. She introduced herself as Berenice, seeming distraught for reasons she could not explain. “It is mirror overexposure”, Ion suggested, pointing at one of the black disks on a nearby facade, mystifying her. He took her home, an apartment in one of the nearby building complexes. She treated Ion to some jerg (a pink, springy, sweet-and-sour lump serving as the common food here), and there could have been more if he had no other things to do. They headed towards the city’s western public park, where they had encountered the renegade philosopher Theognis on their previous visit, but his tower-villa was burned out. As they headed up a stairway to the grassy hills, they were accosted by 20 colourfully dressed, weak-chinned men, who started following and harassing them. The encounter soon devolved into mutual hostility, the louts accusing the visitors of offending their personal truth. When Polybios retorted in a dismissive manner, they became livid with rage. A large crowd surged forward to observe the events. They withdrew into the hills under a barrage of stones, which did little damage against armour. Among the trees, they made their stand, and the crazed flower children died under their weapons. The screaming survivors fled with the crowds back to the city, the rest remaining on the ground drenched in their own blood. Dusk was approaching, the light above unmoving but dimmed. Night was coming to the vast, crowd-filled city far beneath the surface of the earth.

The Demonic Theatre

03/02/2026 THISIUM

News from the doomed city of Thisium! A large group of adventurers, supplemented by the entourage of the Fomalhaut-born warrior Duran Duran, descended into the Thisian Underworld in pursuit of the Doom Below the City, thought to be found in fiery depths. Much rope and an empty barrel were taken along. Descending through the passages, the company fought off giant bats in the great cavern, where the new fighting-man proved his mettle. Onwards, beyond the Temple of the Bat, they filled the barrel with water from a pump, and carried it down the Grand Staircase. At the bottom was the Arena of the Overmen, a small fighting ring surrounded by marble statues of heroic proportions. Giacomo stepped forth to rise to the challenge, and went for the grand prize, the elixir of the very gods! He had to fight two overmen in arena combat, and prevailed, winning a draught that raised his STR and CHA to 18, sharing in the gods’ immortal glory! Continuing, they were ambushed by 6 berserkers, who slew Diaba the archer. Five were slept and the last was captured. They forced him into the arena, which he took in stride, defeating an overman and earning a hammer +1! Silver-tongued Giacomo, now perfectly charismatic, convinced him to join in their adventures, which the warrior accepted. They proceeded to the fiery well close by, peering down into great depths of volcanic fire. „You guys didn’t mention the lava”, said Giacomo. A barrel of water suddenly didn’t seem all that useful. Nevertheless, Aufidia Corvina bravely had herself lowered with ropes as far as she could descend (earning the berserker’s respect), and using two charges of her wand to detect secret doors, to no avail. They now chose another route: the stairs the berserkers were hiding in. The worn steps descended into a natural cavern. In its eastern end stood a wooden stage, with 31 motionless humans dipped in hardened wax standing before a painted theatrical backdrop.

Aufidia raised her holy symbol to turn undead (just in case), and indeed, four figures broke their wax shells, escaping in moans. A deep, bellowing voice came from behind the scenery: „COME CLOSER, AND ENJOY THE PLAY! ... IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO SEE JUST THE ART, HERE AM I, THE ARTIST!” Aufidia threw her fireball, destroying the 31 damned souls, and blasting the stage into smithereens. From behind came a terrible towering figure with bat wings, a great horned head and a massive body, brandishing a massive lightning-shaped sword and a fiery whip! The fighting-men charged. In terrible combat, the Berserker fought heroically with his magic hammer, and was killed with a swordstrike. Elkheart the dog ran between the demon’s legs with a rope to entangle it, and was executed with a swipe of the weapon. But the company fought just as well, wearing down the demon into a single Hit Point. It roared, „HERE COMES THE DEUS EX MACHINA!”, dragging Dorvo (Fighting-Man 5) into its flames, killing him. But Giacomo struck with his magic dagger, stabbing the horror, which disappeared with a final roar! There were great iron chests behind the stage, containing 11,000 gp, a shield +2 , potions, scrolls, gems, and a treasure map. With great difficulty, the treasure was distributed, though the survivors could barely move. They carried some of the load only to the Grand Staircase, where they hid it in the secret grotto below a (much larger) hoard of copper pieces. From here, they went up, and through known routes, returned to the room beneath the Pickled Carp – using their remaining rose of resurrection to return Dorvo to life. At this time, the city had 20 days left...

Meeting Old Friends
08/02/2026 FOMALHAUT

News from Fomalhaut! Having killed or driven off the mob of crazed citizens who had attacked them, the adventurers sought shelter in the vast city as night was falling. They used to have a friend in this parkland area from their previous visit almost a year previously, but Theognis the individualist hermit was gone, and his ruined tower-villa was a burned-out ruin. They headed north through the streets, now quiet and desolate. An ambush came from dark doorways; eight shaggy brutes equipped with clubs and nets, the devolved men of the underground tunnel system. They fought and killed the assailants, and finally found shelter in a long-deserted apartment. The next dawn rose, and they went out among the crowds to seek out other people they had known. Words had spread of the massacre in the woods, and of poetry readings and new art projects. It was being whispered that the killings must have been the work of the Anti-Prophet, the city’s implacable enemy, still doing his nefarious work somewhere in hiding. They passed through the bustling Grand Plaza, filled with throngs of all ages, and passed by the hill where the mysterious, sealed Spiralling Temple. They headed NE, to one of the smaller plazas where lived Forbas the Philosopher. Finding his house among so many again was a challenge, but Gelastikos Antagoras, his rival who had lived in filth in a hollow stone sphere as a personal statement, could show the way to his hated enemy’s house. Heading that way, a local man approached them, and offered a trade for the „exotic” helmet worn by Meurios Andromakhos – a jewel worth a staggering 15,000! Meurios had inherited his armaments through several generations of aristocratic succession, but he was a shrewd trader as well, and after talking up his headgear, accepted the offer. They now went for Forbas’s house, but he no longer lived there, and the new tenants, a young family, did not know where he went. The trail was cold.

Heading back south and weighing their options, they were rushed by a demented, screaming old man, but Bocephus was alert, and quickly charmed him. The man, Eteokles, did not understand his momentary confusion – he saw someone in the characters he immediately forgot – but now they had a friendly guide. He took them for a lunch at the Through of Sustenance, where the city’s two types of food, gump (sloppy, sweet and savoury, faint hint of vomit) and jerg (springy, pink, elastic) were available for free, and where the wayfarers, those citizens who had given up all effort, spent their days in stupor. Of the city’s recent attractions, Eteokles was particularly impressed by the „talking frogs” of the nearby Theatre of Rapt Gazes, an art project of sorts. Having no better idea, they visited the place, home to artistic experimentation, poetry recitals, and various side-shows off the main area. Behind a curtain embroidered with an enormous frog-head, they met the young Theoron and his four companions, who showed them the frogs, stone statuettes standing on plinths, and instructed Bocephus in rubbing them with euphoric unguent. The carved images spoke indeed, and to Theoron’s massive surprise, ordered him to admit the company to the chambers’ inner sanctum. They stepped beyond another curtain, and stood before... a great, enthroned frog-thing between braziers of incense-smoke, peering down at them with three bulging, malevolent eyes. The fat frog-demon bellowed in surprise, recognising the killers of his fellows in the palace of Philetor Grentor, in the world of ULTRAREALITY! Bocephus quickly saved the day by proposing that they had no reason to fight in this city, as they had a common enemy in the city’s secretive masters – and besides, that affair back in the past was self-defence. This calmed things. The great Tsathoggus was only getting established here, in the initial phases of taking over the city, and was in need of all allies he could get.

The demon and his newfound cultists had already caught one of the strange assassins who had also ambushed the company in the subterranean halls. Through magic and drugged interrogation, they had learned that the „Overseers” had an underground tower, which could only be accessed through a special glyph, which was in turn hidden in a mirror – not the common dark metal disks found all around the city with their cryptic messages, but a special one in an unknown location. Bocephus thanked the great frog profusely, but modestly declined an offer of cooperation promising spells and magical devices in exchange for a small agreement, reasoning that his revenge on the Uttermost Masters came first, and only once this was sated could he entertain such an offer. With this, they parted, being let out by the awestruck Theoron and his men. Before the theatre, they ran into someone else: Milto, a young man loitering around with some of his peers. They queried him about the city’s black market of outside goods, which Milto seemed to know decently well. He also recalled that a craftsman in a nearby workshop had something similar to Kelombrotos’s magic mace in his store. Their curiosity piqued, they investigated the deserted alleyway and the dusty little store. Milto came up behind them with 20 strong lads, demanding their fancy clothes. Bocephus slept nine, Kleombrotos and the others slew most of the rest, while one ran. They dragged the bodies into the workshop, and interrogated the wannabe bandit leader for what he knew, taking his accumulated plunder for their own. They let the survivors run, and headed towards the Plaza of the Gloomy Wells, where illicit goods were traded – and where the ubiquitous dark mirrors were missing from their metal frame...

The Bridge of Fire

10/02/2026 THISIUM

News from the doomed city of Thisium! A large company descended to the deeper levels of the Thisian Underworld to seek the source of its doom. In the Arena of the Overmen, Dorvo fought for and won a pair of boots of speed. They went one level deeper, and ventured beyond the Theatre of the Demon. One passage they found led to upwards stairs opening into a great cavern filled with the ancient bones of men and atavistic beasts. Choosing to retreat and pick the other route, they discovered an ancient downwards staircase, its steps worn and unnaturally steep. The spiral stairs went not just down but somehow sideways. Minor chambers were adjoined to the stairwell, with niches holding broken pottery. From the corners of these chambers emerged 8 figures in dusty shrouds, attacking by surprise. Ezzard the porter and Filippo the bowman had their necks wrung by the attackers, while Big Borso Caladri the heavy foot and Duran Duran the Paviser were strangled and dragged back beyond the corners. In this terrible fight, the company nevertheless prevailed, slaying two creatures and driving off the rest. These were not undead, and their lean night-dark bodies had no faces. They continued down, finding a deep and incredibly ancient passage. Following it to the east, they discovered an intersection, but the side-passages were not horizontal; rather, vertical in relation to their position. As Dorvo jumped to the other side with rope, three more shrouded beings came, but one was killed and two were driven off. They threw the body upwards, and watched it fall in that direction. With Dorvo’s aid, they crossed the pit. The way led to a small grotto with unnaturally sharp shadows, whose dimensions shifted as they moved. Its inhabitant, a giant ammonite with a splendid rainbow shell, proved peaceful, and they left it well alone. Luin the Lugubrious searched the room, finding a secret door. Opening it, red light and great heat streamed in through the doorway.

They entered into a massive natural cavern, standing on a ledge above tremendous depths. The fires of the Underworld burned far below; steam and smoke rose in blistering heat. Above them, a great basalt bridge spanned the cavern. They climbed a set of rough stairs on the cliffside above the fiery abyss, and preparing for what they knew would come, crossed the bridge. A terrible apparition of red and black appeared to block their way: a raven-haired woman in the garments of nobility – Lucia Tamburello, stoned by the people of the city as a witch! Giacomo quickly stepped forward, presenting a token he had received from his love, Hestia Tamburello. The spirit halted when seeing the item from her niece, but spoke terrible words: just as the mobs of the city had killed her who had done them no harm, thus would she bring doom upon Thisium, as it has been promised to her by the gods. Giacomo tried to appeal to her better nature, but this was not enough to move Lucia. However, with some questioning, they learned that only the Sword of Roses could defeat her (this weapon was just recently recovered), and also that while it was the city’s people who had killed her, it was the poisoned words of her brother, Mornalt Tamburello who had guided their hand. Giacomo offered to bring him to her if this was enough to save Hestia, and received a tentative „Perhaps” as the apparition disappeared. They left the volcanic cavern, finding a set of fiery shafts through which they could escape from the lower levels with rope and a levitate spell. They emerged through the mouth of a covered pit at the bottom of a wide and very old stairway, with the head of a malevolent jester leering down on them from the arch – the Stairway of Fools! Exploring the nearby tunnels, they fought and killed a rust monster. Giacomo tried to peel its carapace with his magic dagger, which he promptly lost to rusting (as the SVoZ version does that).

They returned to the stairway. They knew from previous adventures something was hidden in this area, so Aufidia Corvina used her wand of secret door detection, discovering a smaller and larger one. The smaller hid a lever, which lowered the second into the stairway like a ramp. They climbed, finding themselves at the entrance of a dusty archive. Opposite the entrance, the brass bas-relief of an owl looked at them with glowing ruby eyes. Suspecting a trap, Dorvo tested the area before the head with a thrown sack, which was sliced apart neatly by industrial-strength laser beams. With some trickery involving a mirror mounted on a spear, they bounced the rays right back at the owl, cutting the metal in half, allowing the eyes to be retrieved. The archives held a wealth of administrative documents going back several centuries, from tax rolls to sewer maintenance orders. They also found a few incredibly valuable books, a cache of magic scrolls, and a small wooden door. It was opened from a distance by a knockspell, triggering a sharp guillotine trap without harm. Beyond the door, there was only a cabinet with a bundle of old documents sealed with several seals of Thisium from different eras. Someone made a connection going back one year of campaign time – these were the lost documents the mad bureaucrat Jacindo had stolen from the city’s archives! Deciding not to tamper with the seals for now, they took their treasures and headed back to the surface. As they returned to the deserted downstairs room of the Pickled Carp, they heard of grave news: Gordisio Pamfile, one of Thisium’s three most powerful nobles, had just been assassinated in his palace. At this time, the city had 19 days left...

Winter Adventuring

14/02/2026 KASSADIA – WINTER ADVENTURING 2026

News from the fallen empire of Kassadia! (And the Winter Adventuring 2026 mini-con) A group of five adventurers and ten followers descended into the Blue Mausoleum in pursuit of treasure, following two treasure maps. They approached the entrance, where they found wide stairs flanked by six statues of hooded skeletons, one holding out a bony hand. They placed 19 coins in the palm, which deactivated some statues but not all, unleashing a barrage of magic missiles. The steps lead to a grandiose entrance hall with several exits, and a deep shaft in the middle. Gideon the halfling Fighter-Thief descended by rope to a lower level, landing on a pile of broken statuary. Looking around down here, he spotted a massive stone statue of a proud-looking man wearing a crown of gold and gemstones, which he quickly decided was going to be trouble, so he returned where he came. They proceeded westwards, fighting floating eyes in a catacomb section, discovering stairs up to a higher level, and a chasm spanned by a bridging stair leading up to an ominous throne. In the side of the chasm was a brass door marked „ARRHODES”. They used the enchanted roots of Thog to grow vines and roots on the wall, providing footholds to open up the door. An entrance corridor led to a hexagonal room of blazing fires, and a great red-hot metal face staring at them. A dispel magic was thrown in, destroying the face and the flames – an illusion! Investigating a small chamber, a ledge led to a side-chamber containing the tomb of Arrhodes, depicted on frescoes as a sage in a garden, being dismembered by a steel praying mantis. The sarcophagus contained treasures, including a ring of fire resistance. Satisfied, they headed up the stairs. The passages led to a shorter flight of stairs flanked by six statues of zombies bearing brass khopesh, and a narrow double door on the top.

Although they quickly noticed there was dried blood on the steps, Gideon nevertheless messed with the door, and narrowly escaped getting killed by sword blades striking from the wall. More carefully, he picked the lock, revealing a small tomb, where a toga-clad, pale patrician stood among shelves of treasure. Appius Avidius Albertonibus, a censor of the old Empire, almost charmed Gideon with his gaze, and managed to drain him before he fled down the stairs, struck by the statues’ swords as the vampire commanded them to be gone. Rather foolishly, they went for him again with the reasoning that „There is too much loot there to be worth missing out.” Incredibly luckily, Tobias the Cleric managed to control Appius Avidius, and the fight was turned into a parlay. He gave them a third of his treasures when requested, including a gladius +1 and a very expensive aquilifer (A.K.A. eagle-on-a-stick), and they parted amicably. The western passages led to a looted crypt with frescoes depicting augurs. A woman’s pleading came from a sarcophagus weighted down with heavy stones, but her tale that she was trapped therein by bandits for ransom was suspect, and the noble family name she gave was not known to them, so they steered clear. A nearby crypt was dedicated to „the Elevated Ones”, where three juju zombies ordered them to leave. An insult drew them out, and in a fight, they were killed, but so was Arboren of the Cliffs, light footman. From this crypt, stairs went up to a room with a magic triangle and a portal swirling with glowing mist. Hog the Hobbit meditated in the diagram, gaining +1 WIS. The portal contained a malevolent mist creature with many gnawing mouths, which spilled out when disturbed. They fled, but Settimia the Seeress, a porter, was killed. Tobias reanimated the dead zombies to retrieve the corpse, but they never returned from the mist either.

Onwards they went, through decrepit old crypts housing the servants of one „Alvus Tessero”. The way ended in a crypt inhabited by giant Venus flytraps, where multiple characters were almost killed. A stone disk in the floor was marked with the name of Alvus Tessero himself. Lifting it out revealed a burial pit with 14 zombies, who killed Vernatorix the spearman when he stepped into the first rank; and a wight, who was destroyed more easily, yielding magical weapons and much in treasure. With these, they returned to the exit, but again failed to pay the hooded skeletons enough, and right before the exit, Vellio the charcoal burner was killed by a magic missile. They returned to Pellagris richer to rest, resupply, and hire new followers. Here, incredible luck struck (literal 00 roll), resulting in Sir Vialor the Wild, a 12th-level Fighter generously kitted out with magical bling joining their adventure. Buffed up by his presence, they headed back. Investigating a passage from the entrance hall, they found a lapidary, and a stone statue calling himself the Stone Prophet. In exchange for a magic longbow, it told them where they might find the fabled Horn of Quintus on a different section of the upper level. Following the instructions, they got lost nevertheless, but found themselves in a multi-level burial vault spanned by bridges at multiple heights. Using his boots of levitation, Sir Vialor ascended to the upper level, got attacked by a swarm of mini-gargoyles, killed off the little buggers, and lowered a rope. After plundering a sarcophagus, they started exploring up here. They found the tomb of „Ansaldo Contrino, the Hunter”, whose sarcophagus rested among a collection of odd taxidermied monsters. Two of these were animated: a scitalis (a crystal-skinned snake) could hypnotise its victims, while a bonnacon (a shaggy bull) turned and covered its victims with burning excrement. The monsters were beaten and a pricy bow retrieved.

Following the passages, they finally found a secret door leading to the Alarus family crypt (the road to the Quintus Extension was regrettably buried under a lot of rubble). A metal sarcophagus was suspended high up from multiple chains. Sir Vialor levitated up, and got attacked by invisible swords, which were killed, but at the cost of Tullius the porter. Finding secret switches, the sarcophagus was lowered to the tomb floor. Opening it released a deadly gas trap, to which Luciano the kid succumbed, but a magical spark-throwing dagger studded with several sapphires, and other valuables were theirs. More exploration commenced on the adventure’s close, and Tobias gained permanent command of a gang of ghouls. They used them to loot a dangerous-looking room veiled in magical gloom, with dead adventurers lying on the floor. Alas, they also decided to burn a sinister-looking tapestry over the sarcophagi, releasing 4 wraiths. They shut the door at once, but the spirits came by surprise through the door, surrounded Sir Vialor, and for all his 12 levels, drained him of his life and turned him into a wraith before being dispatched. Tobias commanded their erstwhile companion to depart, which the sad shade did, and with their treasures, they headed for the exit, and the town of Pellagris...

I must also report that we went for a humble Chinese restaurant nearby, which had way better duck than anticipated, and I got a fortune cookie befitting a Gamemaster: “Your appearance infers leadership ability.” Indeed so, fortune cookie, indeed so.